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Good Morning, News: Ted Cruz Loves Dirty Twitter, Irma Wreaks Havoc, and Nick...
by Dirk VanderHart It's pretty easy to find photos of Ted Cruz with a suggestively clenched fist. This one spoke the most to me. (Photo by Richard Ellis/Getty Images)TED CRUZ LOVES TWITTER PORN: Or...
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by Anonymous This past weekend I saw the performance and lecture of/about Stew and the Negro Problem's "Notes on a Native Song".Soon after the performance began ~10 young adults left the show and at...
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by Anonymous Fuck you organizers a specific queer party last weekend. I bought tickets well in advance for your event and was denied entry due to you ass hats overselling it. That's fucked up! I have...
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by Anonymous The fuck is wrong with you people? why the need to be so dangerous in order to get to that next intersection?! I can understand hustling through a yellow light about to turn red, but...
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by Anonymous Portland sure has changed in the four years since I left. I recently visited one of my favorite bars in the city, showing it off to out-of-town friends. My friends agreed – it is a great...
View ArticleThe Arts Tax people are insane
by Anonymous Every year I've had to contact the insane people running the Portland Arts Tax and prove to them that we sold our house in Oregon and moved to California YEARS ago. It was so long ago, in...
View ArticleThings to Do Tuesday!
7 things to do for September 12 by Mercury Staff TBA:17 It’s time again for the Portland Institute of Contemporary Art’s annual Time-Based Art Festival (TBA) and its delirious stretch of rebuttals to...
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Here's a good lesson for those of you scanning the "free" section of Craigslist: MIND YOUR GOL'DANG MANNERS. From the I, Anonymous Blog entry "My Mower Isn't for Free."I posted...
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The Party Review: I Attended a Hipster Birthday
by D. Martin Austin Jesse TiseThe first thing one must learn about hipster parties is that it’s much easier to be too early than it is to be too late. I was particularly concerned about tardiness this...
View ArticleSmiles Approaching
by Anonymous I don't know what that was about that one day. Number one, I was standing near a corner, waiting for a friend. A cute girl in a car at the stop sign threw me her smile. I just nodded....
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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Will Resign After Cousin Accuses Him of Sexual Abuse
by Ana Sofia Knauf Editor's note: This story was originally published in our Seattle-based sister paper, the Stranger. He's out.DAVID RYDER / GETTYSeattle Mayor Ed Murray announced in a statement this...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Is Her Sissy Boy Actually Gay?
Why does it matter if her sissy sucks cock? by Dan Savage I'm a 26-year-old woman who identifies as a switch. A few months ago, I met a really cool dude on Match. He's 34, tattooed, always wears...
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In a Shocking Turnaround, Dan Saltzman's Not Running for Re-Election
by Dirk VanderHart Dan Saltzman, the longest tenured elected official in Porltand City Hall, is calling it quits. In an announcement that's caught City Hall staff and a political opponent off guard,...
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Potential Senate Candidate Kid Rock Declares, "I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!"
"P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!" by Anna Kaplan Kid Rock is (maybe) running for the U.S. Senate.Photo From kidrock.comIn Kid Rock's newest and most bizarre U.S. Senate campaign statement yet, he...
View ArticleThanks for Ruining Me, You Cheating Asshole
by Anonymous Dear Cheating Asshole,You were done with me. You wanted to see what else was out there. That sucked, but that's fine. That's your prerogative.But what was NOT FINE is what you put me...
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Portland Plans Upgrades, "World Class, Urban Swimming Hole" at the Duckworth...
by Doug Brown Plans for the Kevin Duckworth Memorial DockThe Kevin Duckworth Memorial Dock—named after the former Trail Blazers great—will be getting some upgrades to create "world class, urban...
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TBA Review: EMA Delivers An Unfuckwithable Rock Set
by Suzette Smith Suzette SmithI attended the EMA TBA set with some expectations. 1) After a week of vociferous social media spamming, I expected the show might sell out. 2) Based on EMA’s 2015 PS1...
View ArticleHall Monitor: Saltz’s Last Waltz
Facing a stiff challenge, Portland’s longest-tenured commissioner is hanging up his spurs. by Dirk VanderHart COMMISSIONER DAN SALTZMAN is not known as the most dynamic or unpredictable member of the...
View ArticleFrom Slacktivism to Activism
Resistance events for the week of September 13-19. by Emilly Prado WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13Screening:Check It Looks can be deceiving. Check It examines how a DC-based gang of Black gay femmes responds...
View ArticleThis Week’s Featured I, Anonymous!
“All of you in your little motley crew are fucking pieces of shit.” by Anonymous You little teenage shitheads—playing with fireworks, filming it, and laughing. All of you in your little motley crew are...
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