My Pendleton Flannel at Fleet Foxes
by Anonymous I'm assuming it was an innocent mistake that you took my prized Pendleton flannel from the show on May 18. That shirt had sentimental value and has way more character than you ever will....
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This Weekend's Style Events
by Elizabeth Mollo Crafty WonderlandShannon RowlandThe spring installment of Crafty Wonderland Art + Craft Market will take over a 60,000 square foot hall at the Oregon Convention Center with over 225...
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Sen. Al Franken to Speak at the Newmark Theater; Get Your Tickets!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey In these depressing times, a constant bright spot is watching Sen. Al Franken skewer GOP no-goodniks during whatever commission he happens to be sitting on. A former...
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What's She Mad About Now: The Handmaid’s Tale: Choose Your Adventure!
by Courtenay Hameister ALLISON KEREKWARNING: If you know nothing about The Handmaid’s Tale, there are some mild spoilers in here.Ladies, you’re probably enjoying watching Hulu’s adaptation of Margaret...
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Timbers v. Montreal Match Preview
by Abe Asher Eric Bolte/USA TODAY SportsIt's been tough sledding of late for the Portland Timbers, who, after drawing Atlanta United 1-1 at Providence Park last weekend, have now won just twice in...
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Blossom Releases "So Cool" Single Off New Album
by Jenni Moore Via artistToday Blossom released “So Cool” off her forthcoming project Tease! Blossom fans will recognize the single from some of her performances around town, as she’s already worked...
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Beloved Club 21 is Being Demolished Right Now
by Bri Brey It is a sad day Portland. But one we all knew was coming. We were sent these photos this afternoon of one of Portland's great dive bars and the Mercury's unofficial clubhouse—Club 21—...
View ArticleBun and Bang Due
by Anonymous What's that little thing on the back of your head? It's not quite a pony tail. It's not long enough hair to tie into a pony tail. How do you get it to stay that way all day? Is there a...
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Michael Kiwanuka's Love & Hate Is Lush, Challenging, and Often Foreboding
by Santi Elijah Holley MICHAEL KIWANUKA Finding his place in the world.Phil SharpA few years ago, Michael Kiwanuka was in crisis mode. His debut album, Home Again, had sold more than 70,000 copies,...
View ArticleGet to Know an Anarchist?
by Anonymous I'm sorry but this fool you folks interviewed contradicts himself more than Trump. First of all, do you honestly believe abolishing "the state" would be a good thing? How has that worked...
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The Week in Weed: Sessions Reinstates Mandatory Minimums, Portland May Get...
Weed news for the week of May 12-19. by Amber Cortes America's workforce: brought to you by meth, coke, and weed.BSIP via GettyAs both cannabis and criminal justice advocates reel from a Sessions memo...
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A Woman Was Stabbed On the Lloyd Center MAX Platform Friday Afternoon
by Dirk VanderHart The assailant apparently came out of Holladay Park, near the LLoyd Center MAX station.FINETOOTH / CC BY SAA woman was stabbed multiple times in front of dozens of witnesses at the...
View ArticleI Can See Clearly Now Tablecloth Apple
by Anonymous I used to be a DemocRAT, but in the Fall of 2008 I crashed my motorcycle and went head first into an oak tree. Now I'm a PROUD Republican and everything makes so much sense to me....
View ArticleThere Once Was a....
by Anonymous There once was a House of TrumpWhose brand was a toxic dumpThey were eventually nailed and finally jailedWhere they get bullied, beaten and hump'd[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to...
View ArticleYour kid or your smartphone. PIck one!
by Anonymous I'm your nice, neighborhood old guy who has trouble keeping up with you kids, but I hear you have coined a new word: phubbing. That means rudely ignoring someone by checking your...
View ArticleParking like a jerk
by Anonymous So there's a lot of new people in Portland and I'm tired to death of complaining about it. But the way I see people parking when there are now so many fewer spaces has re-ignited my...
View ArticleCannabis Industry Libertarians Need to Die
by Anonymous We get it. Building an LLC from the ground up without a loan from a centralized bank gets you hot. Andrew Jackson would be so proud of you! With any luck, he might take you back to 1812...
View ArticleA Couple of Kooks, Part I
by Anonymous I have a lot to say about the whole Kooks burrito cart imbroglio, so buckle the fuck up. First, what did you think was going to happen, Willamette Week, when you ran this burrito cart...
View ArticleA Couple of Kooks, Part II
by Anonymous Lastly: What the fuck is up with the Appropriative Portland Google Docs “shit list” drawn up mere hours after this whole Kooks burrito dust-up? This list is even more egregious than the...
View ArticleA Couple of Kooks (Addendum)
by Anonymous P.S. I don’t want to totally slag you, Portland Google Docs shit lister. I’m glad you want to have this conversation. But you shouldn’t be the person to lead it. Hopefully you can learn...
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