Dear Oregonian commenters: I’m growing increasingly horrified by the actions of the Trump administration. What can I do to make my voice heard?—Darlene W., SE Portland
PDXnative—Get a job, hippie! Why is it every time you raise you’re “voice,” my commute time triples?
SicSemper—You so called anarchists are just a bunch of looooser thugs terrorizing hard working AMERICAN citizens.
honkinbigpenis—Earth to Dum-Dums. The bigger problem is the spineless PPB who refuses to get tough with lawless anarchist creeps like this Libernazi.
packersfan1982—Quit throwing temper tantrums over the election already! YOU LOST shitbird! Better hurry or youll miss the next bus to Burning Man!
GrandpaGrump—Illegals
Dear Oregonian commenters: My sister is getting married, but doesn’t want to invite my boyfriend because she says we could “break up at any time.” We’ve been dating three months, and I love him. What should I do?—Celia J., Beaverton
packersfan1982—I don’t know, MAYBE GET A JOB? You freeloaders are to busy picking our pockets burning trashcans and hot wiring our cars to contribute anything of worth to society!
honkinbigpenis—Oh poor snowflake! Sippin on your machiahtoes and crying to Mamma about the crappy wifi connection you’re getting in the basement. And to be clear I’m saying you live in your mothers basement!