Today in "What's Twitter mad about this time":
Millionaire to millennials: Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home https://t.co/JVpbiLrvv5
— TIME (@TIME) May 15, 2017
And then there were feelings:
millennials to dickhead millionaire: why don't you pay people enough money to afford avocado toast and homes, dickhead https://t.co/tSZkX5Ztq9
— THIS IS TH 🌹 (@tholzerman) May 15, 2017
Alright, I did the math. If I stopped eating avocado toast every day, I would be able to afford a bad house in Los Angeles in 642 years. pic.twitter.com/nqhiqnQ07E
— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) May 15, 2017
@Brockway_LLC The secret is to buy a house with an avocado tree and sell avocado toast out of your unfinished garage.
— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) May 15, 2017
People are bashing this, but isn’t “don’t pay a lot for small things you don’t need so you can buy big things you do” good financial advice? https://t.co/NEDFK7PEgP
— doug brown (@dougbrown8) May 15, 2017
Guys! GUYS! GUYS!! Yes, this "millionaire" is an unforgivable dick who doesn't have the slightest idea that his own people caused the mortgage crisis while reaping the benefits from paying low wages and raking in the interest from sky high student loans. But you're all forgetting two very important things:
1) AVOCADO TOAST IS DELICIOUS.
2) Houses are a goddamn pain in the ass. My roof has to be replaced, I've got leaky plumbing, the lawn has to be mowed every fucking week, ants have turned my kitchen into a Sandals resort, and curly black worms are dying in my seeping basement by the thousands.
Moral: Life is short. Enjoy your avocado toast!