Dog Piss
by Anonymous This snow has been around for a week, it would not be to much to ask you dog owners of portland to start picking up your dogs piss caked chunks of ice and snow! I mean, the fuck?...
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Things to Do This Week!
Things to do for January 16-19 by Mercury Staff This week starts with a call to service in the name of one of the greatest Americans who ever lived, includes a protest against some of the worst, and...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Rise Up for Health Care, Trump's Ignorant Tweets, and We...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! So lonely inside, so busy out there. And all you wanted was somebody who cares. LET'S GO TO PRESS.It's Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday today, and also...
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Don't Miss the I, Anonymous Show... Tonight!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Do you like laughing your pants off? Well, one of the funnest comedy nights in Portland is hands-down the Mercury’s monthly I, Anonymous Show. As longtime Mercury readers...
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Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump, and Angry Men Who Don't Understand Journalism
by Megan Burbank I read it so you don't have to.Over the holidays, I read Megyn Kelly's memoir, Settle for More. I'm not proud of this, and I felt weird reading Kelly's book in public—like I should...
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Officials Are Doubling the Number of Homeless Counts in Portland
by Dirk VanderHart An outreach worker speaks with a homeless man during the last "point-in-time" homeless count in January 2015.Dirk VanderHartIn a housing and homeless emergency, Portland's...
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Inauguration 2017 Playlist: Songs of Rage, Protest and Reflection
by Leilani Polk By now, more than half the U.S. population is likely feeling a growing sense of fear, rage, disbelief, and pitying self-reflection as Inauguration Day 2017 looms ever closer to the...
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Pioneering Newspaperman Bill Hilliard Has Passed Away
by Santi Elijah Holley Hilliard at his desk at the Oregonian, 1979.PHOTO PROVIDED BY THE OREGONIANWilliam A. Hilliard passed away today at age 89, after a remarkable and unprecedented life as a...
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Radiohead Is Coming to Portland
The Last Time They Played in the City Was at La Luna in 1996 by Ned Lannamann Alex LakeHere's some good news for this week of decidedly mixed fortune: Radiohead is coming to Portland.The English...
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Good Morning, News: Someone Among Us Offended a Vengeful God and Now It's Ice...
by Dirk VanderHart I left town for a week as PDX was canceling all sorts of flights because of ice. I got back and roads were about the same. This weather is crazy, and it's not ending. Today,...
View ArticlePedestrian Rights
by Anonymous To the asshole in the gray SUV by the Pearl District Safeway. I'm sorry you had to wait for 30 seconds as my partner and I walked across the icy street. You could have waited patiently in...
View ArticleI'm Okay, You're Okay, but Kristie Sucks
by Anonymous Hello Kitten. How you hated being called that! It's been a long time, dear. I hear you are happy, and that's the important thing. I finally have my medications right. I like how I think...
View ArticleInauguration Week Resistance Events
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View ArticleIce Storm Remedy #6,437: Watching Dance Duels from Fame
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Lots of people are staying home from work AGAIN (!!!) due to the threat of an afternoon ice storm. And I may be wrong, but perhaps by now you're going a bit CRAZY? There are...
View ArticleLloyd Center Mall Pushed Back Against Spencer's Pro-Sexual Assault Shirts
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Over the weekend, local writer and humorist Mary Numair took to Twitter to alert Portland that Spencer's gift store in the Lloyd Center Mall was proudly displaying Trump...
View ArticleTrump Trolls
by Anonymous You sit there behind the computer monitor, mouth breathing. Sweaty palm grasping the mouse. Sticky cum and crumb encrusted keyboard. Salivating on your shirt. You spout off about fake...
View ArticleReasons I Text
by Anonymous Because on and on you went. You texted and asked if you could call because you don't like texting. I'm not against talking. I'm for whatever works. But when I answered your call at 5 am,...
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The Abortion Rate is the Lowest It's Been Since the '70s. It'll Probably Go...
by Megan Burbank SAY IT WITH ME NOW: Birth control makes abortion rates go down. Birth control makes abortion rates go down. Birth control—istock / areeya_annHere's NPR:The report by the Guttmacher...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Reel Music For more than three decades, the NW Film Center's Reel Music series has assembled some of the best contemporary and classic music documentaries. This weekend, Reel Music...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Lifelong Straight Guy Wants To Recreate...
by Dan Savage I'm about eight years older than you and am in good shape for a man my age. Better than most my age. I have been straight for most of my life. I'm still very attracted to women very...
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