Zachary Auburn is No Longer Anonymous
The How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety author was in our hearts all along. by Suzette Smith {{image:1}}OVER THE YEARS, Zach Auburn self-published under many assumed names—’90s preteen Joshua...
View ArticleGive Me Things
by Anonymous Does anyone here use that Rooster site? I just signed up and, I gotta say, it seems like a forum for what's commonly referred as "e-begging." Sure, there are those who are giving away...
View ArticleWatch Donald Trump's Press Conference Here
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Donald Trump's first press conference since last July (!!) is scheduled to start at 8 am. And with the bombshell that was dropped yesterday about Russia's potential (but...
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Good Morning News: Snow, Trump's Press Conference, and About a Billion Other...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Oh boy, I can see your body moving. Half animal, half man. I don't, don't really know what I'm doing, but you seem to have a plan. LET'S GO TO...
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Snow Day Movie Day: Here's How to Stream the Best Movies of 2016
by Erik Henriksen THE NICE GUYS Pictured: two exemplary role models.Are you imprisoned within your squalid home thanks to Portland's dangerously unmaintained city streets? Me too! So please—join me in...
View ArticleShovel your Fucking Sidewalk
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View ArticleLocal News to the Rescue!!!
by Anonymous I really appreciate that as Trump lied to the American people over and over again over the last few hours KATU, KGW and KOIN were all focused on snow. There is for sure nothing else more...
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Sobriety Sweeps Service Industry
by Heather Arndt Anderson Russell TaysomWE'RE WELL INTO the first month of 2017, a time when many people elect to clean up their acts. Regular folks like me, who packed on more than a couple...
View ArticleTrump Gave a Press Conference About Pee Gate. He Probably Thought He Was...
by Tricia Romano ABC Breaking News | Latest News VideosYesterday, documents leaked alleging that during a visit to Russia, Donald Trump purposely stayed in the same hotel room that the Obamas had...
View ArticlePresident Obama Gave His Farewell Speech Last Night: No, You're Crying
by Tricia Romano Last night was the last time for four years that we will see an intelligent grown up who can speak in complete sentences in the White House. (Don't believe me—rewatch the shitshow...
View ArticleMy Apology
by Anonymous Sorry for touching you without prior consent last night in the snow on the patio of Club 21. Memories of my childhood get me rowdy and what was done in the schoolyards of Wisconsin in the...
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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Vaya Sin Dios: The Farewell Show of Nariko Ott Sometimes I’ll be on the radio with Nariko Ott, and even though we’re not in the same room and he has no idea what I look like, he’ll...
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Tips and Tricks for Kim Jong's Smokehouse
by Andrea Damewood Minh Tran THE THREE CHEFS behind Kim Jong Smokehouse are en fuego right now. Han Ly Hwang’s original Kim Jong Grillin’ cart is a perennial favorite, and Earl Ninsom is the...
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Dear Nora's Katy Davidson Returns to Reissue Her 2004 Cult Classic Mountain Rock
by Ben Salmon DEAR NORA Gen X philosopher of the foothills.CHRIS LAEL LARSONRIGHT NOW, it feels like we need the winsome, world-weary indie-pop of Dear Nora more than ever before.If that sounds...
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Check Out this Great Drone Video of a Snow-Covered Portland
by Doug Brown Did you all hear the news? Word around town is there's a little bit of snow on the ground. Anyway, here's a really cool drone video from today about showing the city from above. Look at...
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The Coen Brothers Are Making a Western TV Show and Movie, or Something
by Ned Lannamann HAIL, CAESAR!The Coens' upcoming western TV show will be just like this, but totally different.UniversalI finally started watching Fargo (the TV show) a few days ago—it seemed...
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Today, in More Things Donald Trump is Wrong About
by Megan Burbank ISTOCK / MATTJEACOCKHere are just a few things the incoming Box of Hair in Chief has been wrong about, failed to support with actual facts, or just straight-up lied about in recent...
View ArticleWhy do you think you're better than her?
by Anonymous She's the mom of his kid!! You call yourself one of her best friends, and yet you're sleeping with the father of her son. A dude she's trying to raise not to be like him, and you're still...
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Good Morning, News: Protests, Snowpocalypse, and Donald Trump
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. Put down those shovels and click these links, please. youtube.com/user/jugleFirst, out in print yesterday before the planned Donald Trump-related protests next...
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Blazers Recap: We Beat The Champs! (Courtney Taylor Edition)
by Arthur Bradford Sure, Cleveland was tired, having played the night before and arriving in snowbound Portland at 2:30 am. But so were the Blazers. They played the night before too, and got diverted...
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