Take Care Cause I Don't
by Anonymous I can't hardly function in society anymore. Only way I can is with a good buzz. Everyone wants to point the blame elsewhere. Being accountable for our own actions doesn't count anymore....
View ArticleAnything Hawthorne
by Anonymous I hate everything Hawthorne. Especially the street. Example, across Ben and Jerrys, how there's a congregation of street kids or travelers that sit there all day, who all look alike, that...
View ArticleThanks for the Tip
by Anonymous I watched a group of high school kids steal a tip jar from a local pizza place tonight. The worst part, to me, wasn't the fact that they stole probably what amounted to 10-15 dollars, or...
View ArticleHot Lesbian
by Anonymous I am kinda tired of hetero woman thinking I am all about them simply because I am a lesbian.And yes. I am a witch who is also a Goddess worshipper. I talk a love language. I was created...
View ArticleTo My Employer
by Anonymous You run a crazy operation and I am getting out. The whole organization proves that a chichi rich people's school can have flocks of adoring parents but still be a sweatshop for staff....
View ArticleGoodbye and good luck sm
by Anonymous Boss:I am leaving. My getting-out date is December 18. If there's a repeat of what happened Friday, it will be sooner and without notice.[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the...
View ArticleI'm here for the swifts, not your screaming child.
by Anonymous Watching the world's largest migration of Vaux Swifts dance and spiral down the Chapman School chimney is a truely magnificent experience. Hearing them chirp and sing would be part of...
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Things to Do This Week: September 25-28
by Mercury Staff Well, this week pretty much constitutes the last of September. The first month of fall is about to go on the history books, but before that chapter closes out, there's a whole bunch...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: NFL Defeats Trump, One Hundred Billion to Zip
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I like the way we carry on, his love will send me on and on. With my man... people out there can understand. LET'S GO TO PRESS.Yesterday across the NFL,...
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Timbers Thrash Orlando As Valeri Reaches 20 Goals
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersWith a grueling three-game road-trip in the rearview mirror, the Portland Timbers entered their final four games of the MLS regular season looking to...
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Brad's Status: A Movie About a Rich White Guy That You Might Actually Like
by Megan Burbank I have a low tolerance for tales of privileged white guy ennui, so I’m pleased to tell you that Brad’s Status, starring Ben Stiller as a dad with an existential crisis, is (twist!)...
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Seahawks Lose Football Game On Weekend Where Football’s Importance Exists...
A truly catastrophic third quarter. by Spike Friedman Neither the Seahawks nor the Titans participated in Sunday's national anthem.Frederick Breedon / GETTYThe NFL has a lot of problems. The biggest...
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Cannabis Community Fair and Book Launch
by Josh Jardine If you enjoy cannabis science, free chocolate, and smart womxn, and you're one of those eggheads who love their bookie books, here's a fantastic way for you to spend Wednesday evening,...
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Mayor Ted Wheeler Wants to Extend Portland's Housing State of Emergency by 18...
by Dirk VanderHart Portland's housing state of emergency might get its longest extension to-date, if a proposal Mayor Ted Wheeler is cooking up moves forward. Tomorrow, Wheeler's office plans to...
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Does Star Trek: Discovery Justify Signing Up for CBS All Access?
by Erik Henriksen So far there's been as much discussion about Star Trek: Discovery's distribution model as there has been about Star Trek: Discovery.In order to watch anything beyond last night's...
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Reel M Inn Bartender/Manager Carey Bolton Is Also Its New Owner
And That's Terrific News for Fans of Chicken, Jo-Jos, and Great Neighborhood Bars by Ned Lannamann Minh TranThree years ago, Carey Bolton walked into the Reel M Inn to meet a friend for a drink. That...
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Review: Marvel Universe Live! at the Moda Center
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey "Avengers... and a lot of other randos... ASSEMBLE!"Courtesy Marvel Universe Live!I'll admit that before last year's Marvel Universe Live! show at the Moda Center, my...
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As a Spokane Father Faces Deportation, His Son Wonders If He Will Be Next
It was 5:30 a.m. when Luís Manuel Salazar-Campaña heard a knock on his car window. by Ana Sofia Knauf Luís Salazar-Campaña with sons Isaac, 8; Maximiliano, 9; and Alexander, 13. COURTESY OF...
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Good Morning, News: Obamacare Survives, Trump's People Use Private Emails,...
by Dirk VanderHart Officials rely on the city's formal housing emergency to operate a 200-bed shelter at the Hansen Building in East Portland. The shelter would face zoning challenges without the...
View ArticleThings to Do Tuesday!
7 Things to do for September 26 by Mercury Staff A Joint for Black Portland SuperThank, a non-profit that fosters “radical community gratitude” events, presents A Joint for Black Portland to give...
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