by Anonymous
"I'm into this very specific thing..." We all know that means you want ass play. You aren't lubing the entry to this conversation. We all know you want one of the planets that orbits around the brown star. Don't be a wimp about it, just say it. Look me in the eyes and say, "baby! I want us to lick hairspray off of each other's anuses, don ewok masks and take turns spitting in each other's mouths." Everybody is doing it! The secret's out! It's just love.