You Can Name Oaks Park's Newest Roller Coaster; What Could Go Wrong?

Oaks Park

Portland's quaintest little amusement park needs your help!
Oaks Park announced on their Facebook page last week that it will be getting a new roller coaster (projected to open in the spring of 2018), and they want you to name it!

I can't possibly imagine anything that could go wrong with this naming contest, but just for fun, Oaks Park, you might want to read this story about the internet-named research vessel Boaty McBoatface.

Submit your own creative name here!

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