I’m a Woman—AMA!
by Bri Pruett
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I love having sex and enjoy male company, but I don’t have time to go on dates with a bunch of strangers—especially because I DO NOT want to make time for a boyfriend right now. What’s the best way to get regular D while still using some sort of vetting process?
KINOKO EVANS
No Time for Mess
I hear you, sis. I can tell you’re a no-nonsense bitch, so I don’t have to tell you not to fuck your co-workers, friends, or exes. Listen—until we get a Consumer Reports app going for these fools we’re gonna have to date them, because online discourse is certainly not a guarantee of physical chemistry or EVEN good company, TBH. You’re going to have to break a few eggs to make this fuck-buddy omelette. But that’s not so bad, let some boys take you to brunch... maybe you’ll get some free omelettes.